第十名:Smile, KY(微笑,美国肯塔基州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Smile.
旅行者:Smile? Could you tell me where I am now?
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Smile
旅行者:(傻笑/猥琐地笑……)能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
第九名:Okay, OK(好的,美国塔尔撒市西南部)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me what this place is?
路人甲:Okay!
旅行者:Could you tell me what this place is?
路人甲:Okay!
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Okay(旅行者含情脉脉地看着路人甲,等待他的回复。很长时间后……)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Okay(旅行者再次的等待……)(重复N次相同对话后,旅行者和路人甲一起抓狂)
第八名:Uncertain, TX(不确定,美国德克萨斯州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Uncertain.
旅行者:Oh? Don’t tell me that you are lost, too.
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Uncertain
旅行者:哇,原来你也迷路了……
第七名:Goodnight, TX(晚安,美国德克萨斯州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Goodnight.
旅行者:Ahh? It is only eleven o’clock in the morning!
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Goodnight
旅行者:哈?现在是早上11点也……
第六名:Stop,GA(停下,美国乔治亚州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Stop!
旅行者:Stop? But look at me, I have stopped now!
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Stop!
旅行者:呃……我不是已经停着么……
第五名:Nameless, TN(无名,美国田纳西州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Nameless.
旅行者:Nameless? Oh, so I know why I can’t find this place on the map.
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Nameless
旅行者:无名?原来是这样啊,难怪我在地图上找不到这个地方。
第四名:Panic, PA(惊慌,美国宾夕法尼亚州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Panic!
旅行者:I know I have been lost, and now I have been very scared. But could you tell me what this place is?
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:惊慌
旅行者:囧,我知道我迷路了,现在已经很惊慌了。就告诉我这里是哪儿好么?
第三名:Halfway, Yorkshire (半路,英国约克郡)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Halfway!
旅行者:Harlway? Halfway to where?
路人甲:No. You are now on the way to halfway.
旅行者:Oh, I think I am puzzled!
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Halfway
旅行者:去哪儿的半路上?
路人甲:不是啦,你就在HalfWay
旅行者:我晕鸟……
第二名:Yell,TN(大喊,美国田纳西州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Yell!
旅行者:(Is he deaf or something is wrong with his ears?)Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?(Speak so loudly this time.)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Yell
旅行者:(难道这个人耳背?鼓足劲对着路人甲的耳朵)能告诉我这里是哪儿么?(路人甲耳膜穿孔……)
第一名:Why,AZ(为什么,美国亚利桑那州)
旅行者:Excuse me. Could you tell me where I am now?
路人甲:Why!
旅行者:Err, because I am lost. Where am I now?
路人甲:Why!
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Why
旅行者:呃……因为我迷路了。我在哪儿?
路人甲:Why
(一遍遍让两人都很抓狂的重复……)